If you’re anything like me, you’d be addicted to all kinds of information and would probably spend hours being lost in sites like CNet News, IMDB, and Slashdot.
Olso, f yu r anytin lyk me, u wud hav a hard teim tieping stuf bekaus ur inormus brwn cock is maeking it hard for yu tu reach the kybard!
But I digress.
When sites like Wikipedia get old; and if you’re not overly concerned with trivial things like “truth,” “facts,” or “reality,” then maybe a quick trip to Uncyclopedia could be just the thing for you.
Wikipedia describes Uncyclopedia as: “a comedic parody of Wikipedia.”
Uncyclopedia in turn denies all such allegations and goes on to specifically state that:
Unicyclopedia is the official encyclopedia of Unicycles. It has all the information on unicycles that you will ever need. (But if you ever need any more, you can just add it because it’s a wiki.) Unicyclopedia is a place for unicycle enthusiasts to share all their greatest unicycle secrets! Go 1 Wheelers!!!
Anyway, to get to it, here’s just a few of the many gems that can be found in Uncyclopedia:
Japan’s Main island is composed entirely of ninja. However, it should be noted that these ninjas are mostly dormant and will not flip out and kill shit. Mt. Fuji is their base, but has long remained inactive due to the powerful will of the Japanese people, the will that at one time or another was not stolen from Chinese. The remaining population is equally divided between Horny lolikon schoolgirls, Ronin Samurai and GUNDAM pilots.
David Hasselhoff has been known as an outstanding scientist in the field of electronics, movement theory and marketing. His marketing skills have helped popularize science.
David is also well-known for his abundantly hairy chest. It is rumoured all this hair is just a costume he borrows from Robin Williams.
Ashley Fuller Olsen and Mary-Kate Olsen are twin sisters and were two of the most notorious criminal masterminds in North and East London during the 1990s.
Mary-Kate Olsen, often referred to as the “extra slutty one” has suffered numerous mental and social problems throughout her life.
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