Faded Boxers

If you still haven’t seen the Man Blog interview on The Manila Bulletin, check it out here. (Thanks to Annalyn for bearing with us).

Yeah, it’s well and good that we got our day in the sun, but that’s not really The Man Blog’s first interview. Fritz and I were interviewed before, but for some unfathomable reason, it was never made public. So for the sake of setting the truth free, I’m reprinting the unabridged minutes of the interview here:

Lady Interviewer: Hello, thanks for taking time off from your busy schedules to talk to me.

Fritz: No problem. Though I must say that I’m not really here for the interview. Mike sent me here to keep Pau under control.

Lady Interviewer: Excuse me?

Pau: It means Shut up Bitch and get ready for the Pau Experience!

Fritz: (To lady interviewer) It’s gotten to the point that we can never let him go out in public without an escort. But he’s heavily sedated now, so he can’t do much harm.

Lady Interviewer: Are….are you sure? His mouth is starting to froth.

Pau: Ponies!

Fritz: Yeah, but you have to hurry because he’ll be unconscious in fifteen minutes.

Lady Interviewer: Oh…k. Um Pau?

Pau: You will address me as METOTATRON TARAN TARAN!

Lady Interviewer: But…

METOTATRON TARAN TARAN!: (Bitchslaps Fritz hard across the face) You will obey me or suffer the consequences!

Fritz: (To the interviewer) I would really appreciate it if you could do as he says.

Lady Interviewer: *Sigh* Ok, Mr. Taran Taran…

METOTATRON TARAN TARAN!: My full name please. When somebody says “Mr. Taran Taran, ” I look around expecting to see my father.

Lady Interviewer: Fine. Ok Metotatron Taran Taran, can you please tell me how long you have been writing for The Man Blog?

METOTATRON TARAN TARAN!: It’ll be 6 years, 6 years from now! Booyaaah!

Lady Interviewer: Um Metatron Taran Taran?

METOTATRON TARAN TARAN!: Yes?

Lady Interviewer: Why are you taking off your shirt?

Fritz: You’ll have to excuse him. The only way I could get him to come to the interview was to say that you’ve agreed to play Strip Interview with him.

Lady Interviewer: If we’re supposed to be playing Strip Interview, then what are the rules?

Fritz: I don’t think there are any.

METOTATRON TARAN TARAN!: Hey, if you guys have a monkey, I bet he can swing from this! (removes pants)

Lady Interviewer: Oh God! (faints)

Fritz: It’s hideous….but….can’t….look….away

*TAPE STOPS RECORDING*